Peter likes to party

Welcome dear reader. Nice of you to swing by. Today’s content might be a bit disturbing for some since it’s kinda sexual here and there. So, if that ain’t your vibe... you’ve been warned.

If you been to Berlin, then you might know that people here like to party. There’s clubs that are open all weekend long, the alcohol-consumption is very high, and so is the consumption of other substances.

Berlin’s club scene is often being associated with drug use, and its vibrant and sometimes hedonistic nightlife.

One of Berlin’s most interesting clubs (if you ask me) is the KitKatClub. I asked ChatGPT (I call him Chatty by now) to tell me when it opened and to just give me some overall information about the club. He told me that it’s been around since the early 1990s, quickly gained a reputation for its environment being free from restraints and people not being limited by social norms and conventions there. The guests have a very liberal attitude towards sexual expression.

 

Leo: Liberal attitude towards sexual expression? Can you please explain that to me Chatty?

ChatGPT: A “liberal attitude towards sexual expression” refers to an environment that allows for a wide spectrum of often unconventional, or less traditional forms of sexual expression without stigma or prejudice.

Leo: Ok, then please enlighten me and tell me about some of these less traditional forms of sexual expression. What does that even mean?

ChatGPT: BDSM (Bondage, Discipline, Dominance, Submission, Sadism, Masochism) Polyamory, Swinging, Fetishes, Kink and Fetish Play.

Leo: Aaah! That’s more like what I wanted to hear. Thank you Chatty!

ChatGPT: You’re welcome! If you have any more questions in the future, feel free to ask. Have a great day!

 

What a nice guy.

I had more questions, but I had the feeling that he didn’t want to elaborate any further on the topic. Red boxes came popping up saying “This content may violate our content policy or terms of use.” I don’t know what that means to be honest, but I think that Chatty maybe just felt uncomfortable talking about stuff like that and wanted me to change the topic.

I did him the favor and we had a great talk about Elizabeth Bennet, the protagonist of “Pride and Prejudice”, and her independence, wit, and growth throughout the novel, particularly in relation to societal norms, gender roles, and her evolving perception of love.

If I’d go into detail and if I’d tell you about the experiences I’ve made and what I’ve seen in the KitKatClub, I feel like I’d violate some code. I think what happens in the KitKatClub shall stay in the KitKatClub. It’s wild though and if you’re open to (as Chatty calls it) a “liberal attitude towards sexual expression”, then give it a try. Do yourself a favor though and think about an outfit in advance.

One thing I do have to tell though. I need to give it away to make my transition. I wasn’t there myself for that event, but my ex went to this one special special party at the KitKat once and she told me that it was wild to an extent that she was even frightened a bit. One part of this event, a not so frightening one (in my eyes at least), were little people who were running around with dildos attached to the tops of their heads and whomever felt like doing so could pull their panties (if they wore any) aside and take a seat on one of them dildos attached to the little person’s head.

Is that what you meant when you said liberal attitude towards sexual expression Chatty?

Nice, so there we go. Now I can finally make my transition.

Do you know who also loved to party hard as fuck? You are so right! Of course, it was our boy Peter the Great.

A huge part of Peter’s life was getting shitfaced. He had gathered a group of heavy drinkers around him, and they called themselves the “Jolly Company”. You might think that Peter coined the term what we refer to nowadays as binge drinking. He drank so heavily that he often just passed out. At these get-togethers there were naked girls running around, pigs pulling carriages, people were dressed up in costumes, and of course (I say of course because Peter had a thing for them) there were little people that were being thrown around (literally).

Everyone in Peter’s drinking-gang had a nickname. I’m sorry in advance for having to write them down (actually I’m not, hehe). They had names such as болшой хуй (bolshoi khui - Big dick), иди на хуй (idi na khui - Go fuck yourself), and трахни меня сейчас (trakhni menja seitshas - Fuck me now).

The majority of the nicknames had the word хуй (khui) in them which translates to “dick” or “cock”.

They drank so heavily that they often had fights. One person even got killed by being stabbed with a fork. Peter knocked people out when it came back to his mind that a person had been corrupt (people were knocked out quite often), and Peter lost 2 prime ministers due to alcohol poisoning.

Even though the KitKatClub ain’t as wild as Peter’s “Jolly Company”, I think he would have still liked it very much.

This is it for today. I hope you enjoyed today’s content and as always, much love.