During winter time when it‘s cold, rainy and windy in Berlin, I love going to the spa. Silence, warmth, (mostly) chill people, and relaxation await me there. If you (just like me) ever asked yourself why they call it a spa, here’s what I found on the Internet regarding that question (in case you weren't asking yourself, here's what I found anyway).
It’s probably called spa because of the Belgian town Spa. Spa is famous for its thermal baths that have existed there for centuries. Another theory is that it’s a Latin acronym and that spa stands for “Sanitas per aquam” (health through water). There’s even one more theory saying that the word derives from the word espa (spring) from the ancient Walloon language. But enough of this. Who actually gives a fuck where the word comes from?
One of the
most popular ones in Berlin is the Vabali Spa. They have 10 saunas, 3 steam
baths and 4 pools. I’ve never been there though. Maybe it’s because the Vabali
is being hyped so much (my zodiac is aquarius and someone once told me that
aquariuses are independent, unconventional and tend to swim against the stream).
I don’t like things that are being hyped. I’ve never been to Wen Cheng to try
the apparently awesome hand – made noodles, I’ve been to the Klunkerkranich
once (but that’s already like 10 years ago), and I watched Game of Thrones 10
years after the first season came out, and the hype was not into my face as
much anymore (I understand the hype about GoT though. It’s a great story
although the last season is garbage).
Let us come
back to the Vabali. I’ve heard that people get in line to get in. What the
hell? Especially when it’s cold, rainy, and windy, that would be the last thing
that I’d be wanting to do. Besides, I go to the fucking spa to find relaxation
and to escape the everyday hustle. Why would I get in line there?
I would love to tell you which spa I go to. The price is lower, it’s almost as big, and the atmosphere is super chill because not as many people go there. I can’t though, because it would be contraproductive as I am looking for tranquility, and the more people know, the more people go, the less likely I will find tranquility. Sorry for being a bitch. Forgive me please!
I didn’t
have to get in line, but it was a bit more crowded when I went there between
Christmas and New Year’s Eve. So, although there would have been enough space for everyone to sit and chillax, the
Germans did what they are best at. They reserved their seat with a towel.
You have to love it.
I couldn’t
help but ask Chatty what he was thinking about this kind of behavior.
Leo: Why do
Germans reserve their seats with a towel so often?
ChatGPT:
The reasons vary but it could be a way to secure a preferred spot or simply a
cultural norm that has developed over time.
Leo: Isn’t
that a bit ignorant?
ChatGPT:
Cultural practices can vary, and what might seem unconventional to one person
could be a common behavior in another culture. It’s essential to approach
cultural differences with understanding and an open mind.
What? Cultural
norm? Approach cultural differences with understanding and an open mind? Have
you lost your marbles Chatty? That kind of behavior is just fucking ignorant.
What the hell are you talking about? It’s getting harder every day to find an
understanding listener when talking to you Chatty.
So yeah, me
and the friend I was there with just moved a person’s towel that had been
spread across two seats and sat down.
It was just
a matter of time for the owner of the towel to come back.
After 10 minutes a man in a blue bathrobe came. He looked at us, he looked for his towel. He didn't say anything. He was breathing heavily while reaching for his towel (that was now laying somewhere else) to show us how exhausting this is for him, anger in his little eyes.
He walked
away.
After
another 10 minutes, there he was again. Standing there very confidently in his
bathrobe giving us a lecture on how to behave in such an establishment. He said
that he had found another spot to block now, that our behavior is more than
inappropriate, that he has already called his boyz, and that they’re gonna fuck
us up when we leave the spa.
Ok, he didn’t
say the last couple things, although that scenario is also imaginable to be
honest.
The friend
of mine wanted to reply something to him but the man in the blue bathrobe had not
come to have a discussion. He had come to give a speech. So off he went.
(time
passes, we chill)
After a
while there’s an announcement over the loudspeakers.
“Dear
guests! We kindly ask you to not reserve the seats so that the other guests
also have the opportunity to find a seat.”
Later I ran
into the man with the blue bathrobe again. He looked at me, I
looked at him, and I could see in his little eyes that he had heard the
announcement. There was a big smile on my face while we passed one another. On
his face there was none.
Hope you enjoyed today’s content and as always, much love.
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